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For a while I've wondered about just how these two comedians would go about battling each other. A big stickler is exactly how they'd even compete- AVGN talks about old video games and Yahtzee comments on new video games. So a bit of a compromise would have to be formed- they could just go at it on a video game that is historically old but on a new system, like Tetris on the XBox.

Well, I imagine James starting off his little review spending five minutes on Tetris and some obvious facts on the game (how it's among the most cloned video game ever, etc) before getting to its existance on the XBox. After video proof of him playing it for about 30 seconds, he'd start questioning why it even exists in the first place when there were other versions, and maybe he could be persuaded to go a bit off-topic and start cussing out weakass versions of Tetris back in the day. You'd have your basic shitloads of fuck in there, I'm sure, and whatever else he normally says in reviews like this.

As for Yahtzee, seeing as his schtick is talking fast, he'd be out of the gun talking about the challenge of writing a review about a video game and give the game some sort of appealing analogy that represents both its antiquity and innovation. In doing so he ends up listing every system Tetris has ever been on without breaking a sweat. A quick summation of the game's rules and comments about where those bloody blocks come from, and you've got yourself about all the content of the game he'd be able to talk about, so he'd switch gears to questioning the reason the game exists when it's in portable format and done better on other systems, plus about a ton more analogies that really put the ANAL in analogy.

Then the Ranting Gryphon would add his own version and everyone would laugh at him because his only schtick is to have no pauses between the million times he says fuck and another word. Yeah, that's it- the ability to say fuck more times than Chuck Norris gets announced in Chuck Norris: Karate Commandos Theme song.

SOOOO! Who do you think would win such a battle? AVGN has the hilarity of... well, himself and his gaming skills! Yahtzee tends to be more accurate and doesn't need to cuss nearly as much to make it funny, though. I like his analogies SOOOO much more as well as his non-sequitor pictures he strings together instead of a face for us to look at.